The Bargain Nexus - Bacon Stripes Adhesive Bandages, 15Pk, with Toy

	List Price: Our Price: $2.15 Your Save: $ ( % ) Availability: Manufacturer: Accoutrements
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Manufacturer Maximum Age: 99 Batteries Included: 0 Binding: Toy Brand: Accoutrements EAN: 0739048114768 Feature: Sterile adhesive bandages. Label: Accoutrements Manufacturer: Accoutrements Manufacturer Minimum Age: 72 Model: 11476-Bacon-Bandages Publisher: Accoutrements Size: 3.95 Studio: Accoutrements
Features Sterile adhesive bandages. Authentic-looking strips of bacon. Includes 15 sterile strips. Bonus mystery treasure in each tin!
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Spotlight customer reviews: Customer Rating: Summary: Bacon! Comment: Who doesn't love bacon? These are realistic enough to smell the fat sizzling. The fun value is increased when you realize that it really LOOKS like bacon. Customer Rating: Summary: z'man cheirusainu Comment: I picked these up on an impulse, tired of sporting Dora and Strawberry Shortcake bandages over my manly shaving-related mutilations. Just an impulse, good for a few chuckles, but I'm glad I did. I like these bacon bandages. I love bacon, it makes everything tastier. You ever have scallops wrapped in bacon? Or, where I grew up, we had the francheezie, a quarter-pound dog, split up and filled with cheese, and wrapped with bacon. I love the idea of garnishing myself with bacon, and all it symbolizes. To my kosher cousins, the bacon serves as a slight, a defiant declaration that I will not be laden down by dogma and delusion. To my vegan brothers and sisters, the bacon is a visible symbol of my dishonor, a white-meat scarlet letter confessing my lack of grit: "I'm with you in spirit, comrades, but the flesh is weak." I'm so fond of these band-aids that it's a little bit of a downer when my wounds heal up. I eager anticipate paper cuts. I'm actually contemplating getting a bacon tattoo. Let me know what you think. More Reviews
Editorial Reviews: Bacon's not just for breakfast anymore! These sterile adhesive bandages cover up minor cuts and scrapes with style. Authentic-looking strips of bacon are sure to get plenty of attention. Includes 15 sterile strips and a bonus mystery treasure in each tin!